I am going to...
... make a sign that says "will prosecute for free," and stand out on random San Francisco streets.
I think that strategy would be more successful than going through the process of trying to figure out what DA's offices are hiring and how/ when to apply.
Oh, and for the DA's offices that do actually advertise how to apply, I am going to write the following cover letter:
"I want to put bad guys behind bars and I swear I will work my fucking ass off. Just give me a chance and I promise you will be impressed. Thank you, ::SKH::"
posted by ::skh:: @ 10:09 PM
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2 Comments:
I don't know if that is such a good idea. Lots a folks can barely read and they might confuse the word "prosicute" for "prostitute." You might get into trouble.
But if it works can I be your Prosecuting Pimp? Then I'd get to have dialogs along the lines of:
Seth: "Yeah, my lady can get that son of a bitch behind bars for a reasonable hourly rate... 100$ an hour."
Client: "What? That's crazy!"
Seth: "Hey justice aint free suckah"
Client: "It should be"
Seth: "It is cheaper than a ho, and the satisfaction will last longer"
Client: "OK I'm sold"
Seth: "Damn skippy"
But then I realized that no self respecting pimp would say "damn skippy" so I just slap the John before he can question my purple velvet rain coat, and leopard print fedora. Word!
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