Formal shorts have gone too far
Dear Banana Republic,
You are a pretty reliable suit seller. Navy, Black, Blue, skirt or pant. Classic and well made, totally work ready. This is not okay. Any establishment that requires you to wear a suit to work is not going to allow these no matter how "smart" you market them to be. But, at least with the others, the shorts are an ignorable addition to the reliable Banana skirt and pant options. A usability flaw in the name of fashion. But, really, this? A "suit" for which there are only shorts? Next time I need dressy African Safari, I'll take this outfit into consideration. In the meantime, Gah! Please take this post into consideration and keep making things we can actually wear.
Thanks,
SKH
posted by ::skh:: @ 8:03 AM
3 Comments
3 Comments:
You tell 'em, girlfriend.
Stupid stupid stupid.
On behalf of the Banana Republic corportation I would like to remind you that you are in fact a woman. Women are to be seen and not heard. Our clothing line is designed for "non-working" women who have nothing but time and money on their hands. Our goal at banana is to fill up women's time and seperate them from their money. We appreciate your sentiment but categorically deny your opinion and your existance. Please shut up and get stupid, otherwise we will be forced to send over the "redesignation squad". This is America and men are entitled to their opinions which is why we would never, ever market such a stupid thing to the rulers of society. They would get fired for trying to wear that crap. Allow me to remid you of what is between your legs, that's right second class. Now take a thalidomide and start cooking your husbands dinner. Don't Fuck with us!
Yes, you would think so!!!! But I've been seeing them ALL SUMMER LONG at my summer job!!!!
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