funny

At the bus stop this am:

Random guy: Cute outfit
Me: Thanks (It was a cute one, way better than usual)
Random guy: Do you need any weed this morning?
Me: No (laughs and checks watch. it is 8:15)
Random guy: Can I have your phone number?
Me: No (still laughing, but getting a little weireded out)
Random guy: Well, you gotta try. (Walks off before I think of smart ass remark)