Resumes and interests

Currently working on my resume. I have an appointment with career services next week and am going to bring a draft with me. It's somewhat disheartening to have no legal experience, but whatever. I'm having fun playing with the "interests" section.

Possibility 1:

"Yoga, rescue dogs, Beat Generation literature"

Note: I plan on applying to District Attorney's offices throughout the Bay Area and in my hometown. This is how I think they would translate the above:

"Liberal, furry liberal, and she smokes pot."

Possibility 2:

"Bikram Yoga, American literature, snorkeling"

Translation by DAs: "Good, she likes to sweat. She's patriotic. But, she'd want too much vacation time."

Maybe I should just skip the generalizations and the interests section.