Interesting Interpretations
Just got home from a lovely appetizer party at F's to celebrate CY's 25th b-day. Through a gossip chain I found out that I am categorized as part of the "over 30 married crowd" who essenitally doesn't want to have fun.
A) I am 24. B) I have a lot of fun, I just choose not to get into hottubs wearing string bikinis with section mates. C) Yes, I'm married. We are one of the most fun married couples ever. D) I could drink you under the table any day of the week. Just bring it bi-otch.
posted by ::skh:: @ 1:55 AM
3 Comments
3 Comments:
Oh crap, I bet I'm categorized in that group as well...
1) I gum my oatmeal every morning for breakfast, had to get dentures after getting married
2) I use Cialis
3) I like prunes
4) I forget where I am most of the time
5) I just now forgot what I was doing
6) I like to go to bed at 9:00.
What you may not realize is that marriage instantly makes you un-fun, and senile. You just forgot because... well, you are senile. It's OK, I still love you and I took a cialis this morning so when the mood is right after our evening prune snack... that is if your doctor believes that you are healthy enough for sexual activity. We can't afford any more broken hips.
Dude I just wanna get drunk, blow lines and do hookers. F$&K MARRIAGE!
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