MFF 4-Ever

What is a resume appropriate way of saying: Mastered the art of finding the one most crucial file among the 750 or so eating up our department in under ten minutes before taking a sip of my morning coffee? Master File Finder, while it has a ring to it that I enjoy, doesn't seem likely to help me land a good job next summer.

For those of you who don't know why I'm asking, it's because the job search for NEXT summer starts this August. I realized that the reason I am freaking out about kids and home purchasing is because I've gone an entire month without actually doing anything related to law school (other than crying over grades.)

Last night I couldn't sleep because I was thinking about how I will be a horrible working mother with a nanny, messy shoebox house and kids who hate me. That was that. I decided there will be no more thinking about babies that aren't covered in fur or homes that don't involve greedy landlords and questionable neighborhoods. To practice, I lied in bed and let the thoughts role around my mind. When anything relating to kiddos and houses strolled throuh, I envisioned myself smashing it with a tennis racket.

So, now I am drinking wine and updating my resume. Take that ovaries and million dollar Bay Area homes!