Foreplay and wasted time

I've blogged about Prof. Torts -- the one who passes out cookies, dresses up as batman, is a great teacher, drinks Diet Rite and has a comb-over. Well, today we talked about loss of consortium in class. As much as I love Prof Torts and a good chuckle in class...it was slightly frightening to have him say "It's the SEX that matters, and maybe you'll recover for a little companionship and you know, maybe some foreplay...ha ha ha."

And, Prof. Contracts, who told us last class that he was "working on approachability," today, asked us rhetorically, "is this class just a complete waste of your time?"